The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I have feelings that need drinking.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
