so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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