I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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