super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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