I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Floor bacon is actually really good
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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