escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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