My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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