I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize