Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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