big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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