So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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