My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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