I'm going to rape someone's good day.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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