we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Come on in and take your pants off
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