what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
be right there i have to get my cape
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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