what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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