Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
do nipples grow back?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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