just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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