so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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