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If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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