My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
