all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
His nipple licking is glorious
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