yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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