ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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