shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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