yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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