Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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