i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Someone came in the potted fern
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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