Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
