You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
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