She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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