i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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