Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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