I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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