And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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