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she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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