North Korea, Best Korea!
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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