Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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