Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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