If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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