The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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