So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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