Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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