Say something about gay babies.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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