hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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