was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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