Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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