My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
