spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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