Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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