He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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