It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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